RELAXED AND FORWARD: Since 2010, an archive of weekly horse training essays. My dogs say it's their turn now. Happy to oblige, it's all affirmative. Including words from a gray mare on the fine art of aging cantankerously.

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Part Two: A Dressage Queen and a Herding Dog Walk Into a Bar

And by "bar," I mean the Swedish Vallhund Nationals. We didn't tell Mister. I packed up the Rollin' Rancho out...
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Part One: A Dressage Queen and a Herding Dog Walk Into a Bar

-+ I am driving a rented passenger van. It's a first. There are three humans and five dogs. The family...
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Anna Pretends to be Jane, or History Comes Alive for Jolene

I'm doing it again. Pretending to be Jane Goodall... you know, if she got a herd of sheep. I was...
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Sheeps… Or Things to Do While Mourning

Mister, who is the voice of conservative reason and common sense, looks me in the eye. What starts as socializing...
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Jolene Meets the Grandfather Horse (Who Has Been Dead for Years)

I wasn't thinking, really. The car was packed the night before. I got dressed while Jolene walked me, room to...
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Authors, Literary Dogs, and Artificial Intelligence

A beady-eyed burnt-orange sun crept over a smoky horizon, and it's hot-air balloon season in Colorado. Juxtaposition: A new day...
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Jolene Says, Lock Up Your Sheep (While I Flounder On)

We're on the road at 6:30 AM on a Sunday, and the first vehicle we passed was a horse trailer....
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Jolene’s Family Reunion Isn’t Just Fun and Games

Mister would like you to know that we had a record two naps in one day. We were staying at...
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Jolene Stars in a Walt Disney Movie

Last Thursday morning, we left for Texas as four bald eagles were circling high above the farm. I've never seen...
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Jolene Gets a Job. Not the One You Think.

We were in a different pen than usual, and it was horribly windy. That’s the excuse you might make if...
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