RELAXED AND FORWARD: Since 2010, an archive of weekly horse training essays. My dogs say it's their turn now. Happy to oblige, it's all affirmative. Including words from a gray mare on the fine art of aging cantankerously.

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A Horse Trainer of a Certain Age Gets a Puppy…

**I'm a full-time horse trainer who has written about horses since 2010. My dogs think it's their turn now. Click...
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Weather Reports from Other Species

We're recuperating from last week's clinic in Wyoming. I heard more smoke moved in the next day, so the timing...
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Calming Signals at a Horse Clinic and Running with the Big Dogs

We were at a clinic in Wyoming this week. I’m not saying it was hot, but Mister wouldn't move from...
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Anna Pretends to be Jane, or History Comes Alive for Jolene

I'm doing it again. Pretending to be Jane Goodall... you know, if she got a herd of sheep. I was...
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Sheeps… Or Things to Do While Mourning

Mister, who is the voice of conservative reason and common sense, looks me in the eye. What starts as socializing...
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Jolene Meets the Grandfather Horse (Who Has Been Dead for Years)

I wasn't thinking, really. The car was packed the night before. I got dressed while Jolene walked me, room to...
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Authors, Literary Dogs, and Artificial Intelligence

A beady-eyed burnt-orange sun crept over a smoky horizon, and it's hot-air balloon season in Colorado. Juxtaposition: A new day...
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Totally Quanked and in Search of Our Own Personal Pickleball

Yes, it's a proper word. I didn't make it up, but I wish I had. Quanked is in the 1893...
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Horsewoman, Has Your Neighborhood Gone to the Dogs?

I traipsed across Minnesota and North Dakota through factory farms and cemeteries this summer. Trying to link childhood memories with...
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Falling in Love All Over Again for the First Time

Coming home, the washboard road is as close to a drumroll as we'll get. We are bleary-eyed and dog-tired. I...
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The Cemetery of My People, Part Two

Road trips have a feeling of being unstuck anyway, but this trip to the land of my people was like...
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Traveling to the Cemetery of My People, Part One

Mister is barking in a steady rhythm. His metronome bark. Consider it a warning siren. He knows. There is a...
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What Jolene Knows That I Don’t

Mister has a big all-day chewy and doesn’t even come out to wave goodbye. Mister would like you to know...
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Mister Says More Praise Please

I got the clean go-to-town coat off the hook and Jolene started the truck dance. Mister had a look of...
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Shhh… We’re Being Watched.

The week started with a needle in my forehead. You just knew it was going to improve. Then each day...
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Jolene Says, Lock Up Your Sheep (While I Flounder On)

We're on the road at 6:30 AM on a Sunday, and the first vehicle we passed was a horse trailer....
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Jolene’s Family Reunion Isn’t Just Fun and Games

Mister would like you to know that we had a record two naps in one day. We were staying at...
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Jolene Stars in a Walt Disney Movie

Last Thursday morning, we left for Texas as four bald eagles were circling high above the farm. I've never seen...
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