My name is Edgar Rice Burro. I’m the publicist for Prairie Moon Press. I got the job because I have the loudest voice, and I’m not afraid to use it. Also, I’m not afraid to tell humans what to do. I’m helpful that way.
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I am the human and I used to think I had a thin veneer of control on this farm. I might have been exaggerating.
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My human finally took my advice and put my handsome face on a book cover. She’s slow on the uptake, but she gives a good ear rub, so I’m patient with her. This book will sell like cold carrots on a hot day.
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I do the hard jobs for Prairie Moon Press. I wrote the book, for instance. I paid for everything. He just came in at the end and brayed about it. Like it was all his idea. Okay, maybe it was.
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This book has stories about all of us in the barn. And the barkers and mouse-killers that live across the paddock in the human-barn. Even goats, and if she let goats in, she has very low standards, but like I said–my human gives good ear rubs.
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We’re a farm that also fosters and re-trains rescue horses, as well as rescue dogs. The book also includes memories of those who didn’t stay with us forever but are still part of the extended herd. The thing that they don’t tell you about rescue is that it’s an inside job–I think I’ll probably always need it.
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And when my human wants to rant–and she does love a rant–about being an awkward age, whatever that means, she calls herself an old gray mare. Something I respect, by the way.
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Final proofs are being finished now but publishing is slow this time of year. In order to expedite the process, I’m not letting the goat help. Stay tuned; I’m publishing as fast as I can.
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Look into my eyes. Now it’s my job to say, “Buy this book!” But how can you resist? There are words and stuff, but the cover is the real deal–photos don’t lie! Intelligence, sincerity, and donkey scruples. I’m irresistible.
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Love it already.
He has that effect on people. Thanks, Susie.
I love it! Mr. Burro is right on–what a great publicist.
Please, now he’ll want a raise….
I’m looking forward to this! I love your blog. Thank you!
Thanks, Carol. I appreciate it.
LOVE it – and cannot wait!!! My friend/roomie just released her first book….about growing up on a farm! It’s called ‘Asbury Lane – An American Love Story’ – – more to come….this one about her parents and how they met/fell in love….and stayed together through the Korean War – and 5 kids! 😉 LOVE books about real life…..that encourage…..and make me feel less like i’m the only one going through…… 🙂
They are the kind of books I like too. I doubt I will ever write fiction. Thanks, Colleen.
Can’t wait to add it to the library! 🙂
I confess, seeing the three of them makes me very proud.
Something wonderful to look forward to. A light in the cold dreary winter for my ponies and me.
I hope so! Thanks, Judy.
Dear ER Burro, I’m glad you got your human who gives good ear rubs to put you on the cover of the new book. I have a mini-donkey buddy, Pequeno, and he’s always telling me what to do too. I think you would like him, but be forewarned as he enjoys playing with hula hoops. I look forward to reading the missive of tales or is that tails? Sarah G
Tails. Thanks, Sarah, and an ear scratch from me for Pequeno.
Yay!!!
I’m so excited about the new book!
Can’t wait to read it!
Thanks, Leslie… SOON
Can’t wait! Will your publicist be fast enough to get it out in time for Christmas? I am not familiar with burros and their work ethics…..
I’m trying to race under the wire; it depends on the printer now…
I once lived with a donkey named Wentworth, but we called him Wente’ because of his swagger. Loved Wente’ dearly, but the issue of control was a delicate one. It was a little bit like living with the Mafia…….watch your back Anna.
Looking forward to reading the new book.
He sounds wonderful. Actually I have two here right now. The other is 40 years old and routinely tries to kick me. I never turn my back. 🙂
a beautiful burro will sell many books. What a wise publicist. Looking forward to having a copy to savor
He is the brains in the bunch. Thanks, Kate.
PS: love the title too !
Teehee.
Edgar Rice for president!! His face will launch a bunch of votes! Looking forward to tales of his next gig. And the book.
Probably true, but I think Edgar might be allergic to politicians. Thanks, Meg.
Can’t wait!
Me, either. Really happy with the cover. Thank you.
About time the donkeys got a cover! Congrats to ER Burro! Looking forward to the book!
It was inevitable. Thanks, Linda.
Oh what a Handsome boy he is!! I can’t wait to read your new book Anna! I’ve read Stable Relation, A Memoir 3 times and I still believe it is the best book ever! Please keep them coming. You are my hero!
Wow, thank you so much. I feel like it took a life to write, in a way. Really appreciate you kind words; I have a soft spot for that book!
Adding this to my Christmas Wish List.
Thank you, Mrs. Shoes!
I LOVE the cover! Edgar Rice Burro is a great cover burro 🙂 Can’t wait for the book to come out!
Snort. Cover Burro. 🙂
Such grace, charm and beauty. And you’re not so bad yourself either, Anna! Looking forward to a great read when the book comes out.
It’s okay, Lynell. I know who the real star is here. I always have. ( 🙂 )
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Anna Blake’s got a new book! Woohoo!!! You must get it soon!
Phank you, Paula.
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Thank you.
Your welcom
Please post when the book is available and where to purchase. I am a huge fan, mainly due to your ability to convey the necessity of treating all animals with the respect they deserve, and especially the horses who might have riders who think they need to be “in charge”, in a bad way.
Susan, I will be yelling in all directions! It should be in a week or 10 days, and it will be all the online sellers: Amazon, Barnes and Noble, etc. And available from me signed (but not as fast as Amazon). I’ll keep you posted, thanks for the kind words.