Rant from a Gray Mare.

WM85yrs“Do You Work Out?” I find this question difficult to answer. I’m never sure what they are asking but it was even worse when I was single. Then I thought it was a code phrase for another question.

Are you asking do I go to a mirrored room and lift weights, not because they need to be somewhere else, but just to put them back in the same spot? Do I run laps of something, even if no one is chasing me? Do I dancercise to music that makes my head want to explode? No.

The Dude Rancher and I do practice Yin Yoga. That’s where you tie up yourself in a knot and breathe for a while. I don’t think that qualifies as working out really, but we always smile at each other on the way home.

I don’t work out, I train horses and riders. It’s outdoor work, I have an unwanted tan in the middle of winter. Sunscreen doesn’t work as much as I do. I wear out boots regularly and I think they should last longer. Recently I got a new smartphone that has a footstep counting app. It seems I am in the extremely active footstep category. I notice knowing how many steps I take makes my feet a little more consciously sore, and maybe those boots actually were well made. For someone with a desk job.

I don’t work out, I do chores. Infinity Farm is a small place, and I am that odd sort who loves mucking. Each week I haul off around a ton of manure. Literally. I muck it into tubs, lift the tubs into the trailer, and then off-load the trailer at the recycler. I save enough money each month to feed one of my retired horses, and I think it strengthens my ‘retirement’ plan as well. Two tons of lifting a week is a lot, it would be gratuitous to add in the hay and feed I carry. But no, I don’t lift weights.

A while back, my monthly load of hay was delivered by a couple of new guys. They were 20-ish and had spent a little too much time cowboy dressing, if you know what I mean. They were bragging about riding bulls. (Just for the record, I’m not a fan of bull riding. I think it’s just silly.) They were clearly trying to show off and it baffled me. It seemed almost flirtatious the way they carried on, it made my head tilt like a corgi.  Let’s be clear, I’m too old to be their mother. Or maybe they were flirting with each other? I don’t understand men.

As they stacked the hay in my barn, I off-loaded 30 bales to the back of my truck to take to another spot. When I got back from stacking my load, they were still chipping away at their 60 bales, doing more talking than tossing hay.

I was thinking of telling them that they throw (hay) like a girl, but they aren’t that good, and I know how fragile baby bull riders can be.

It’s an old insult, to tell a man that he throws like a girl, but the insult never made any sense to me. I had a high school P.E. teacher who retired from fast pitch softball and I caught a few of her pitches. I mean, Serena Williams plays tennis like a girl, doesn’t she? I think the original meaning is lost and now might be the time to really take some pride in it. Are you that strong?

No bragging, I know I’m not out of the ordinary for my lifestyle. I have a lot of women friends who throw even more like a girl than me.  But I am doubly dangerous, I am no longer a demographic. I turned 59 this week. They can’t sell me cosmetics, or kitchen doodads, or a vacation home in Arizona. Advertisers think I no longer exist, as does a good segment of the population. It’s kind of liberating.

Beware the old gray mare: I’m not dead yet, and I throw like a girl.

Anna Blake, Infinity Farm.

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Anna Blake

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  1. Oh I LOVE this Anna! I went to a gym once – just to see what it was like – and vowed never again! Yep, just give me plenty of time with a barrow and shovel, etc, and I’m as happy as the proverbial pig. By the way, you didn’t mention all the arm workout from brushing the creatures who love to roll in the dust as soon as they’re clean 🙂
    Yes, beware the old gray mare – she’s learned where to aim her kick!

  2. I developed gym phobia from junior high school PE and to this day can’t walk in a gym and smell those smells without feeling a wave of nausea. Give me a barn with the perfume of horse pee and manure and I’m a happy camper. I don’t move quite as much tonnage as you do per week but it is still a goodly amount. You’d beat me at arm wrestling but we still do pretty well at word wrestling, do we not?? (Happy Birthday!)

  3. Amen, sister! Death to all those fancy workout gyms!! Give me barn chores and lugging dog show equipment any day. All that has saved me from the osteoporosis that plagued my mother. Thank you, Lord, for all the work that horses and dogs entails; you knew exactly what we needed to stay healthy!

  4. I am 57 and am still working toward owning my own horse. I have mucked many a stall and groomed many a horse for friends. I too get nauseous just walking into a gym. But the most perfect part of your piece is about using “like a girl” as a derogatory statement. I have long wondered why that is derogatory. I think it adds to the strength of the patriarchal society we live in, adds fuel to the fire of not respecting women, especially in the military. How refreshing to hear someone else finally put it into words on “paper”. Thank you.

  5. I just now received this via facebook. I am 74 years young, and totally agree. Farming, raising your own hay (which has to be hauled and stacked), raising and caring for horses/ponies, and dogs entails lots of lifting, stretching, throwing, shoveling, the list goes on. I believe I owe my good health to this activity. Recliners and remotes are not in my schedule except after chores and supper is done. TV is better than sleep aids for putting you to sleep.

  6. My cousin shared this post on FB, and I LOVE it! I am about to turn 52, and take care of a bunch of critters on our five acres while homeschooling an 11-year-old(!?!). My son wouldn’t understand the meaning of “You throw like a girl;” he’s caught my baseballs, footballs, Frizbees, and can’t keep up with my hay-stacking (although I admit to looking forward to the day when he can).

    Anyway, I’m a follower now; looking forward to reading more! I have a couple blogs, one is a general “farm” blog and the other is my horse/training/dressage blog. You’re welcome to visit!

  7. What a great blog!!!! I am 53 and have 6 acres. Dad is 84 and helps around the place. Between the 2 of us we can work these “young-uns” into the ground easily! Dad hired a 15 yo to help him with some yard work and after 1 hour Dad had to drive him home because he didn’t feel well….guess who never came back? LOL! We need to start an Old Grey Mare Club!!!

  8. I’m up for the OGM club! Has no bright spark yet worked out how to plug all those exercise machines into the national grid so the calories expended are put to good use supplying energy 🙂 (Or maybe someone has and the power suppliers are keeping us in the dark!) Happy birthday Anna – will catch up with you in a month or so.

  9. Amen to the multiple benefits of Chore-gercize! I had a bone density scan done in my mid 50’s-scores were off the charts higher than for my age group. When asked my daily routine (we only have 3 to 4 horses on 5 acres but at the time I also was in charge of a research teaching herd of young horses) they said “that explains it!” At 62 I just suffered my FIRST ever broken bones-a couple of ribs from a voluntary but emergency dismount from a young, tall strong horse moving at warp speed toward a road (he stopped when he realized he lost me and trotted back-he was just having “fun”!). Considering the other contusions it is a miracle nothing else broke!

    Old grey mares-UNITE! don’t let people tell us we are too old to do what we love to do!

  10. another 60+ year old — I had major surgery on a knee that put me in a gym working out with a personal trainer, and HE did what Doctors & Physical Therapy did not, he gave me back my lifestyle of farming (credit given where credit is due). That said I have to share that once while arguing our point that I had need of training, the trainer wrote for the doctors….that I needed the help (training) because I had so many housechores. Well that became our own inside joke….HOUSE chores! I did make him change it to FARM chores. This past week I scythed a 150′ by 50′ overgrown field to reclaim it to garden. I will be processing 6 cord of wood for winter soon, when I see my trainer friend we will giggle over my housechores …. with feather duster in hand! I’m joining the OGM club 🙂

  11. I just received this via facebook and enjoyed it a lot. Work out, what for?
    I’m going on my 51 (too young to be a member of the OGM club maybe? lol), chores at the stable keep me in shape, besides it keeps me sane! Keep on rocking fellow Old Grey Mares, It sure is nice to know you’re there too! Greetings

    • Howdy back… I think being an Old Gray Mare is all about sanity in a crazy world. Of course, we each get to be the judge of that! Welcome!!

  12. I’m 56 and I have two steel rods and six titanium screws in my back. I’ve been lifting weights (in a gym) since 1981 and working on farms since I was 12. I can say for certain that I can out last almost anyone on a hay field, buckboard or up in the hay mow. Not that I want to …. but sometimes I don’t have the luxury of a choice. I actually believe working out in a gym is good for you because it lets you work on your weaknesses and be better balanced. Like anything else, when we do certain chores repeatedly we build strength and coordination in some areas, but not in others. It’s those weaknesses that are often the first to fail and sideline us with injuries. On another note … are you doing OK and surviving the horrible rain storms? Keeping my fingers crossed you are all safe and sound!

    • Point well taken, and tough as steel and titanium!! The floods are bad, and our pond has been a problem, our road washes out often. But the animals are safe, we have been lucky. It has been a hard summer for Colorado. Looking forward to a new year already.

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  15. You forgot all those core exercises, i.e. riding dressage and keeping our cores engaged so we’re a help and not a hindrance to our mounts. It keeps us from being unsteady old gals who could fall and break a hip – not that we would like break a hip because our bones are strong from all the walking and weight-lifting….

  16. 54 trips around the sun for me so far. Still stacking 150 bales of hay, forking up 16,800 lbs of manure and slinging at least 100 tons of mulch every year. Young ones and demographers may try ignore us now – but back in the day – we were revered as the wise women – (witches, sorceresses, priestesses, goddesses)… The way I have it figured – my apparent invisibility is a superpower. There are many advantages to being underestimated and flying under the radar. Lifting a glass to you all!


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